I am Joel!\n\nI am a filmmaker! I make shorts and features and post them all on this channel!\n\nTHE PROMISE:\nIf you make a movie (a feature length film, 40+ minutes) and send it to me, I will watch it.\n\nMaking movies is so possible nowadays, all my features cost anywhere from $0-$500. I see my promise to watch people's movies as a nice form of encouragement. There are so many systems and roadblocks (and lies) in place that keep us unambitious and apathetic in the medium, and I hope the promise that a filmmaker will watch and care about your hard work can be that little push some may need to create something bigger.\n\nI also encourage people to make short films and lots of them! Short films are great grounds for fun and experimentation, and you get better and better at filmmaking every time you make a short. Because shorts are so much easier to make, I can't promise to watch everyone's shorts.\n\nConsider supporting my work on Patreon - www.patreon.com/joelhaver
Sorry dillan, but no wittnesses
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I'm so sorry man. You are truly strong and one of the funniest people on this website. You have inspired me to keep going strong, thank you so much.
Hey is that a Rode mic?
This video will haunt me for the rest of my life.
is this true?
I had a buddy that would chronically get involved with pyramid schemes. He’d talk at me as long as I’d sit and take it. He called me one day right as I was about to go into the bank, and I left the phone sitting face down on the seat while I went into the bank. 5-10 minutes later I came out and he was still talking. This was a 7.2/10 representation of that man.
00:49.. his left nipple lol
It's like seth rogen is telling you to shut up 🤣
What the hells a public enema
It's terrifying how many sheep are wearing masks in the background.
How is it that every video you make is basically a home run? Not only are they hilarious but they are relatable and the title always gets you perfectly interested. I cannot stop watching your stuff lol
The beginning was pretty funny for me cuz I work at an elementary school and was asked that very question when I was walking back into the building one day. "Are you cold?!?!?!"
When I'm watching a movie with my parents I check IMDB Parents guide to find if it has any sex scenes. That way I can go to the bathroom when things start getting too steamy and avoid the awkardness of watching it all. Some Parents guide that is.
I wish he had one interview where he got the job and was asked to sign his name, or maybe the receptionist asks "and how do you spell that?" lol
In all of these videos I’m always like: “ha! I have a friend like that”. But I think... I think I’M Caleb
This looks like a fever dream one might have falling asleep in the emergency room near the vending machine.
Would $2 be ok with you? Ok, how about $2,2, hotshot?
Ah yes. The titular band: Adam and the Levines
Dillon had it coming.
the breathing in the beginning, did you notice
Cheating is a horrible thing.... but not as bad as making cereal on a plate.
JOEL! CONGRATS ON 600,000k Subscribers! You deserve it ❤
most hilarious tutorial video ever!
Guys....he’s doing great!
Oh I get it, "I was saving [my virginity] for you." great comedy you guys have!
Top 10 biggest plot twists of all time
thank you for existing and making content for us to enjoy
These serving sizes seem to be taken as absolute truths way too often. I see a diet expert dividing half a kilogram of ground meat into multiple "meals". I interpret that the amounts are a components of a multi-course meal. If I want to make it simple and just have meat, then I need several times more. I also find it strange that Americans measure non liquid foods in "cups". Are you supposed to squeeze ice cream into a cup to fill it? What about vegetables also in cups? Shredded cabbage or carrot come out of a grinder with air. How much are they supposed to be compressed to fill a cup?
the fucking dressing in this one is amazing
You are a fucking genius Joel
Shaun of the Dead had a bit like this, Nick was calling them zombies and Simon kept going "They're not zombies! We're not calling them zombies!"
funniest video yet! keep em comin!
Oh God.
Proof that Steve Jobs is an incarnate entity that will outlive us all
commenting for interaction to help the algorythm, this shit is gold
Why fembois exist
Nooooope! Chuck Testa!
Had someone tell me Portal would make me violent cause they googled it, and it's classified as an FPS
Why does joel have grey hair? Isn't he 24?
I've watched this multiple times today and showed it to my mum and it's only getting better
You earned my dungo
this is hilariously amazing. Had me in tears xD love your work!
The bullet casings are bigger than Marshall's gun - can you imagine the recoil on that thing?
You can tell Dylan brought his A-Game. What a shame.
Expectation: Hollywood makeover scene Reality: Benjamin
lol since i adblock everything to the highest level this is just ... normal?
Accidentally helped the bbeg....thats. Genius storytelling 😂
oh god ._.
A murder most foul...
This was utterly terrifying to watch at 8:30am
Dude, super nice of you to actually show how you do it instead of being like "I DID THIS, THIS IS MINE NOW"
Dude, super nice of you to actually show how you do it instead of being like "I DID THIS, THIS IS MINE NOW"
FINALLY FUCKING GOD
Someone watched _Brief Encounter_ once 😂😂
For some reason, I love this guy's voice
Hand canons?
one dislike :(
nice, i was nearly right =D
Why is Jeff going by Patrick now? I'm so sad their dynamic has fallen apart
I havent laughed this much from watching a PAmost vid in a long time!
Wishing you the best man.
Lol I relate so much to constantly looking at the other person to watch their reactions 😂
Everytime I play a new RPG I say the baldurs Gate sound bite "ONWARD!" in my head. Its now been changed to HUZZAAAHHHHH!
Beautiful.
Huh thats weird. Why would Jeff Bezos have watched this 8k times?
Joel Haver Requiem
Thank you for giving me a glimpse to a normal family life. Will play this on a nightly basis to fill any empty holes
Why are they about to go to bed in full daylight?
The little character break makes it more funny
Threw Joel off, then John Lennon's brother. RIP 2021
I can't believe Joel is fucking dead.
The Last of Us has one of the best ones, "Runners, Stalkers, Clickers, Bloaters, Shamblers" each correlating to a stage of infection.
Guys don’t tell Joel I’m here, but I don’t think Jeff Bezos can get there faster than the FBI
This would have been so sweet if it had ended in a hug
Wtf :v
Noooo. Joel!!! Why!!! Why would you do this to him you monster!!
Lmfao you did me dirty XD
What is this size? Is this for ants!?!